Caution: Using excessive sick time may not be the best policy for your area. NOTLOB can not be held responsible for any sick leave that isnt taken by the NOTLOB creator himself.

Caution: Using excessive sick time may not be the best policy for your area. NOTLOB can not be held responsible for any sick leave that isnt taken by the NOTLOB creator himself.

NOTLOB

This page is for the ultimate medically challenged.
If you think I am using vacation time to explore the secrets
of the orient well guess again. I am the sole possessor of
a secret formula that applies to corporate sick time.
The more you take the more you accumulate! Yes you read that
right.

1 Sick day Plus 1 Sick day=4 Sick days added to your sick bank!

Thats right! I can maintain a sick bank like you would not believe. Unfortunately PPO and HMO groups have decided to snuff me out. But my doctors say not to worry because they can rebuild!

My Sick Time excuses are ISO 9000 Certified!

The sick time excuses that I can supply have been proven to work and have been paid in full. In order to receive some proven excuses please email me.

Favourite links

	Florida OnLine For excuse material not available in a NOTLOB data base.
	Sick Leave Policies Watch out for corporate policies like these!
	Excuses for your kids too! Comments from a happy customer: Dear NOTLOB thanks for your excuses I managed to keep my work time down to 50% last year. Thanks
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